May 2013
429 posts
ianthe:
berlynn-wohl:
benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
I thought that no one would ever come up with one that I liked better than Bassdrop Cumberwubwub.
But, well, here we all are.
BASSDROP CUMBERWUBWUB
Is that the title of the new dubstop song Claptrap wrote?
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion:
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
monomi045:
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
striderfeels:
trashboat:
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
sakibatch:
MY ENTIRE DASH IS SHOWERBATCH AND I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK
AND APPARENTLY HE DOESNT EITHER
NO FUCKS GIVEN IN THIS SHOWER NOPE
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
illogical-tribble:
iflops:
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp...
